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蚊子咬我这么多口也收到了惩罚。诶，你说你只咬我一口多好，这样伤敌一千自损八百好吗？ | 蚊子咬我这么多口也收到了惩罚。诶，你说你只咬我一口多好，这样伤敌一千自损八百好吗？ | ||
'''Mosquitoes, beware of greed''' | |||
As a mosquito, we have to study the golden mean of the Confucian school, because I just got bitten five times in a row! (Penta-kill I guess?) | |||
Last night, I was deep asleep when I was awoken by the unbearable buzzing. I thought it was my upstairs neighbor destroying his house again, but then I figured that the noise was literally right beside me. Then, my inner mind started a furious debate about whether it's a fly or a mosquito. After finding out I've been bitten once on the wrist, I decided that it was a mosquito, and called my mom, AKA the mosquito killer, to see what good gracious hell is happening. She saw a fly hiding on the wall, not moving, waiting to die. So, after a slam, it did die, and left some blood as 'evidence'. | |||
See, you bit me this many times, and you couldn't fly. Is that worth it? Really? | |||
== Day 147 == | == Day 147 == | ||