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== Day 149 == | |||
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'''种土豆''' | |||
家人们谁懂啊,语文课居然带我们下地种土豆&向日葵了! | |||
一切都起源于学校让我们种地的活动。之前学校开Assembly的时候用一个种地的项目偷袭了我们。对老师来说可能是学生对农村生活的体验,但在我们的眼里,那可是新的好吃的+逃课机会啊!于是我们一直很兴奋,直到第二天讨论种什么的时候也是。想了想,我们“职业”农夫让我们种土豆。我们班就又多了一个梗。之前有一个转走了的同学,外号土豆,于是我们就开玩笑,都说“种小郭”。种地前一天,我们去量地,结果发现学校说的二十五平方米,其实才十八点五左右!这谁受的了,全给田垄占了是吧?好好好,学校你是会玩的。而且每个土豆种子还要隔三十厘米,那样的话我觉得都种不到十个! | |||
种地的时候每个人都玩的不亦乐乎。有的在种种子,有的在拉沟,有的在测量距离,还有的在打酱油。别问我怎么知道有打酱油的,我旁边一直传来鼓掌声和“市长!(我们同学的一个外号)”的喊声。然后意想不到的又双叒叕来了。大家正常浇花的时候是不是只浇一点就够了?我们的班主任/“职业”农夫不觉得,让我们使劲浇水。浇了好几轮还不够爽,直接拿一大框水干,最后都快成烂泥了。老师安慰我们说只是表面湿,但是我踩了一下都快陷进去了。于是现在有人在浇水,有人在围观,还有人在认认真真的——洗鞋。这一通弄完之后,我们开开心心的跑回教学楼,然后明晃晃的迟到了。 | |||
我其实还是担心种子有可能被淹死的,但是毕竟我们有“十年”经验的老手,怕什么呢?(纯属玩笑,不喜勿喷) | |||
'''POTATO''' | |||
We have literally decided to escape class and plant some potatoes instead. | |||
Everything started when our school decided to ambush us with a 'planting project'. They probably thought it was a chance for us to experience farm life a little, but for us, that's some more yummies and an opportunity to escape a few classes! So we went excitedly the other day to discuss what we should plant, and potatoes it was. Fun fact: one of our classmates who left was once nicknamed potato. The day before planting, we went to measure the ground, and we found out that it was not 25 square meters, but 18 and a half! Excuse me sir? Where have you stolen our land? I feel like we would not plant enough potatoes. But it turned out we did! | |||
We were all having fun while planting. Some were - well, planting, in the literal sense, some were using hoes to create ditches, and some were just messing around. Don't ask why I know, because I'm a boy as well. And then, while watering our plants, our 'experienced farmer' teacher told us to keep watering even though I feel like we've given them liters, and afterwards we did not even use watering cans, we just got a big box of water and poured them. It was quickly becoming a mud trap. Our teacher said it was only the surface, but I was sinking. Now we have another group of people washing their shoes. After all that mess, we merrily went to the school building and got a tardy. HOORAY! | |||
I am still worried that our potatoes will drown, but we do have 'experienced farmer' teacher, so what could possibly go wrong? | |||
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